Some graphic stuff

Every time Kristin holds me, I puke on her. It's the way the world works, okay?

Kristin likes to be called Aunt Kristin. Dad says he had to call his parents' friends Mr Miller and Mrs Plasnauk. Mom's friend Shen says she was instructed to call grown ups by their first names. Djiadek's neighbor kids call him Mr John, and they call Grandma Miss Lauri. I am told these are regional customs.

Personally I am glad I can defer for a while on this, as I have yet to display any ability for verbal communication beyond basic grunts, cries, and cooing. I need some time to consider the options.