Three months old

Saturday we went to the zoo. I kicked a cow on its head. It was my first time seeing a lot of things.

• monkeys
• tigers
• lions
• bears
• gorillas
• pandas
• elephants
• alpacas
• peccaries

The peccaries, also called javelinas, were a lot like Burger. I am told they hunt in packs, and so are considerably more dangerous than pigs. They have been known to attack and take down humans. In the American Southwest, peccaries are becoming a common yard nuisance. They root up the lawn and flowerbeds like pigs, and then will mess you up bad chicken if you go out to shoo them away. I thought maybe it would be fun to ride one anyway.

Here is a picture of me at two months old. I was so cute then!


Here's a newer one of what I look like now.


I am good at rolling over but there are no videos of it yet. I met a four month old named Sims over the weekend and he couldn't roll over at all. I rolled right over onto his head. His mom said, "She can roll over. She can roll over," and you could all but hear the implied So why can't you?